snapchatting: stop what you’re doing and adore me
skypestripper: hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
Oh my goodness guys ! I danced with a very very cute boy tonight . Aweh yiss .
patrickthestumphed: if you don’t think patrick and pete are the cutest friends ever please don’t talk to me
iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
youthbloom: I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being...
I’ve never been a big fan of Dubstep , but it’s all my brother listens to and it’s always our jam music , so it’s actually gotten really meaningful to me …
grimelords: Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.
drunkblogging: egoidy80adgy: i am emotionally slutty i am emotionally abstinent
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
I had no interests. I had no interest in anything. I had no idea how I was going...– Charles Bukowski (via stelison)
sealcat: do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
orangelemonart: yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
Go anon and say whatever you'd like to me.
2xknifekind: 2xknifekind: in ten years we’re all going to sit down and talk about our tumblr phase on tumblr
whatacatchbillie: [accidentally cares about bands more than education]